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The name is ELY. Pronounced similar to Alley but I don't live in alleys and neither could I be found there. I'm in love with Century Gothic, Kristen ITC and Rage Italic. And, abit of Tahoma. They're famous, like obviously you'll know who they are. I'm a die-hard fan of White, Pink and Gray. Not much of Black. Chocolate and Cheese are my two best friends, they're always by my side whenever I need them. My greatest enemies are Liar, Backstabber, Hypocrite and Nag. I hate them alot. World would be sucha better place without them all.

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Sunday, May 24, 2009

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WARNING.
VERY LONG STORY!
EXIT IF YOUU WISH ((:

Long,long time ago.
Cinderella's fairytale concluded with;
"Happily ever after".
The prince and princess really did.
Until the witch from " Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" surfaced.
She got sick of the beautiful endings.
And, decided to put her ( Oh,admit it. Old fashioned ) ploy to use.
That's right. Her poisonous apple.

However,due to his lasting love for dearest Cinderella,
prince ate the apple in place of her.
Since then, the memory of Cinderella effaced.
The princess was totally heartbroken.
She tried all means for prince to recall.
Yet,in his presence, she was nothing but a nuisance.
Of course, harsh reality ensues.

Prince, in his course of memory loss,
has fallen in love with Rapunzel at a ball.
He is enticed with her long, wavy locks.
And thus, begins the enjoyment of tea breaks over at hers.
Where of course,
she still lets those long strands of hair fall beneath the windowpane.
And insisting on sipping her tea beside it.

Cinderella is in a state of wretched plight.
As she watches prince gloating over those locks,
( goddammit, ain't she grieved )
she disguises as a chambermaid in his castle,
washing potty, dusting sty, walking dogs.
As days pass, prince decides to marry Rapunzel.
In the hope of waking up to those alluring locks.
( DUH )

Cinderella's porcelain heart finally breaks.
Reverberations of dismantled fragments of her fragile soul,
is inherently coherent. Past the corridors, a drumming note.
Prince dismisses it for another wrong on a servant's behalf.
" Chaos!" he calmly brushes that momentum aside.

The uneventful new spreads like wildfire.
Snow White, Little Mermaid and Humpty Dumpty get a whiff.
Hail and behold, aren't they disgruntled!
Therefore, "Remake of Fairytale" emerges.
One fine day, the pair place Humpty Dumpty on a podium with a gigantic spring.
They try to bounce him against those concrete walls but, it fails.
Humpty Dumpty can't risk his own tale.
Besides, logically he is supposed to fail.
( Get it? That poem of his! )

Next up, Little Mermaid tries to swim her way in.
Through the aquarium, that is.
However, the guards catch sight of her.
And subconsciously, think a costume party is going on.
Unfortunately, they stall her and begin asking for her contact.
Whisk,and off she goes.

Finally, Snow White.
She traipses her way through the gate as a milkmaid.
Sad enough, the maids recognise her.
( Franchise for her fairytale spans for centuries )
Therein, she spends the entire day poring over autographs.
All three attempts go down the drain.

With no other alternative,
they sought help from "Powerpuff Girls".
It is a frustrating fact that the girls insist on singing their theme song before any discussion.
After a long while,
the girls gasp to their horror and "KABOOM", off they go.

Then,back again.
Bubbles with her bunnies and ponies,
Buttercup with her torn cushions and figurines;
And the ever-responsible Blossom with the telephone line.
( For fear that the mayor will ring them up )
Smiling gleefully as the trio roll their eyes.

After a long ( and lame )discussion,
with Bubbles being zapped by Buttercup,
and Blossom constantly glinting at the telephone,
they decide to render assistance by-
The people of TownsVille to tear the castle down.
And hop!go the little people who take ten days,
with their little hammers.
Seeing the amusing scene,
the Hulk arrives and pick up the fast asleep prince with his index finger,
wondering, " How small can this fellow get?"

All these while,
the girls are flying around in the garden,
using laser beamed eyes at pitiful flowers.
( Definitely, kind Bubbles was quick to restore them )
Happily, the trio places the prince in an underground basement.
With their tight budget after paying the little plan.
( "Oh, why. Did we get those brats?!" Little Mermaid cried aloud )

Rapunzel,on the other hand,
after years long of maximum concentration,
finally spots her own prince from amongst the thorn berry bushes.
And, they live happily ever after, beside the windowpane.

Back to prince.
He awakes to realise that he is seated infront of a grainy table.
Which is giving him rashes,without those hypoallergenic skincare supplies.
It is coupled with hundred poisonous apples.
( Not that he bothers to count, it is blatantly written in BOLD on it )
To his horrendous horror, he is tasked to finish all.

The letter goes like this:
" Greetings prince! Hundred poisonous apples.
As old adage goes, poison is best tackled with poison.
Finish them all! (:

Deepest Regards,

Snow White, Little Mermaid and Humpty Dumpty
a.k.a
The Three Musketeers

Prince eats, munches and wolfs them down.
Finally, on the ninety-ninth apple,
he finds the anecdote!
Following a throbbing headache,
he can reminisce the past!
12 midnight, glass shoes, wedding.

Hot tears scald his cheeks as the worm from the hundredth apple bows at him,
for saving his last meal.
He dashes to find Cinderellawho is,
at that moment, washing potty.
Despite the demolition.
With a kiss, Cinderella turns back into the very princess she is.
( Bye chambermaid. So long potty and sty! )
The castle reverts back to normal.

And they live happily ever after.
Without the presence of apples.
Poisonous, or not.

((: THE END ((: